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Subject: ![alt.tinygirls] FAQ - Read this first!

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Posting-Frequency: weekly Archive-name: cultures/tinygirls-faq Last-modified: 1999/6/25 Maintainer: <darlene@datasync.com> URL: http://www.datasync.com/~gsmithjr/atfaq.htm
====================================================================== Description: A discussion group based on women short in height but long in fight. A place to vent and/or discuss the frustrations of not being treated the same as others. Consider this group civil, not censorious - quick to react, quicker to think before doing so. And finally, not likely to care one way or the other about the male opinion --at least in public. FAQ: Q: What is a tinygirl? A: Tinygirls have been described in a variety of ways including: 1) A mature ADULT woman of short stature, having courage and self-confidence entirely out of proportion to her body size. A true tinygirl is something like a human version of a Jack Russell Terrier. 2) Dynamite in a small package. 3) A woman who is often well below average height, and has a "don't mess with me" attitude. She also has a strong independent personality, and generally lives by her own rules. Q: Should I post binaries here? A: No, although they might be of/about tinygirls they are unwelcome and should be posted in the appropriate alt.binaries.* group. Q: You mean all these binaries aren't from the group participants? A: Duh. This is a discussion group and we want to keep it that way. Q: If I post a binary or otherwise off topic subject matter to this group what will happen? A: You will win many prizes, some of which may include: 1) A complaint to your irresponsible ISP. 2) A FLAME in public that will at best, be informative. At worst it will make you hate your mother for giving birth to you. 3) E-mail from group members *politely* explaining what you have done and why it was wrong. Q: Are men allowed to participate in the discussions? A: Men who appreciate tinygirls are encouraged to participate in the group. They are even permitted to have an idea or an independent thought on rare occasions. Download "The Man Song" (.ra format, file size 209k) at: http://www.datasync.com/~gsmithjr/mansong.ra to get an idea of what we mean. ;o) If you don't have The Real Audio Player, it's available for download at: http://www.real.com/ Q: Isn't the idea here to attract guys who have a thing for petite women? A: Nahh.. the idea here is that we're so kind hearted and wonderful and magnanimous and extraordinarily selfless that we give up some of our time and energy to come into this newsgroup to allow mere mortal men the opportunity and rare priviledge of a place to safely come and fall on their knees to worship us. Q: Should I post a personal ad in this group? A: No. Personal ads are not welcome. They should be posted in the appropriate alt.personals.* group where people are looking for the same thing you are. Listed below are examples of these groups: alt.personals.ads alt.personals.intergen alt.personals.aliens alt.personals.jewish alt.personals.bi alt.personals.misc alt.personals.big-folks alt.personals.motss alt.personals.black alt.personals.phone alt.personals.bondage alt.personals.poly alt.personals.fags alt.personals.spanking alt.personals.fat alt.personals.tall alt.personals.fetish alt.personals.teen alt.personals.gay alt.personals.toronto alt.personals.gothic alt.personals.transgendered alt.personals.hiv-positive alt.personals.vancouver alt.personals.intercultural alt.personals.where *Note* Please do not ask us about these groups. We will only answer questions about alt.tinygirls. Q: Should I advertise in this group? A: Yes. IF your advertisement is within the accepted levels of usenet spam, (URL and respective ng) and contains no binary, HTML or off topic issue (please, nothing about sex, we already know how). Remember, this is a fairly tight-knit group with a regular viewership. You don't need to post your advertisement more than once a month. Chances are we've seen it, or passed it around. If your item is good it will be added to the FAQ in the helpful items section. Q: What about flames? A: If you don't like it get the hell out. Seriously though, an integral part of the tinygirl is her attitude. What you interpret as a flame might just be in jest. Read it a couple of times and look for humor. If you still think you got flamed, ask yourself why? Tinygirls don't flame without a reason, and you can expect to be gang flamed if you don't ask why first. If the regulars get flamed, and they often do, why should you be exempt? We have all been flamed. Get over it. Q: Should I troll here? A: Leave. Ask your mother why if you need to. Q: Where can I find clothes that fit me? A: Je T'aime Petite - http://www.lewisville.com/designer/ Metroplexweb.com - http://www.metroplexweb.com/petite/ (carries size 2) Parasuco Jeans - http://www.fashionangel.com/home1.html online (sizes 25 to 34) The Gap Online - http://www.gap.com Q: Should I post or solicit child pornography in this newsgroup? A: Sure, if you desire to be hunted down like the mangy, rabid, flea-infested, shit-eating dog that you are, have all of your accounts nuked, and be reported to the appropriate authorities, then just go right ahead! Helpful Items: Useful stuff from advertisements that might help tinygirls in general i.e., where to buy/order clothes, shoes, special keyboards, wanger-hangers. You know, useful stuff. Closing: The group will seem out of verbal control at times but that's the way we like it. Read the postings for a few weeks and you will find a method to our madness. If you don't, we probably aren't what you're looking for. ====================================================================== An HTML version is available at: http://www.datasync.com/~gsmithjr/atfaq.htm This document is also archived at: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/alt.tinygirls/ http://www.faqs.org/faqs/cultures/tinygirls-faq/ http://www.cs.ruu.nl/wais/html/na-dir/cultures/tinygirls-faq.html http://www.lib.ox.ac.uk/internet/news/faq/alt.tinygirls.html http://gd.tuwien.ac.at/faqs/faqs-hierarchy/alt/alt.tinygirls/